January 2010
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You can only type one word.
1. Where is your cell phone? bed 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? no 3. Your hair? hat 4. Work? annoying 5. Your father? office 6. Your favorite thing? memory-making 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? can’t 9. Your dream car? porsche 10. The room you’re in? bedroom 11. Your pet? purring 12. Your fears? loneliness 13. What do you want to be in 10 years? happy 14. Where did...
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December 2009
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here's to all the pretty words we will never...
here’s to all the pretty girls you’re gonna meet. am i breakin’ up? am i breakin’ up? is there trouble on the line? did your heart break enough? did it break enough this time? oh, it feels good to be free.
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now i’m suppsed to give facebook tutorials to old people. how did i get into this?
Dec 31st
on the plane. five hours. i’m going to sleep and read the silmarillion and write. it’s going to be a long day.
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“All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old...”
– J.R.R. Tolkien (via quote-book) i will read it again. reading the silmarillion on the way home.
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and later...
Andy: Break me off a piece of that lumber tar!... Break me off a piece of that Snickers bar!
and later...
Andy: ...Claude VanDamme!... Hair for men!... Poison gas... NutraSweet... It's gotta rhyme with "piece". ...F-- FANCY FEAST! Break me off a piece of that fancy feast! It's a cat food. Nailed it.
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Andy: Give me a break! Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that... I am totally blanking! What is that thing?
Jim: Nobody tell him!
Andy: What? No. Why?
Jim: You got it! You're so close.
Andy: ... Break me off a piece of that nn nn nn!!! ... applesauce!
Jim: Break me off a piece of that applesauce... I don't think that's it.
Andy: ...Piece of that Chrysler Car!
Jim: No.
Andy: ... Football Cream!... GRRRRRRUH!
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10 Words You Need To Stop Misspelling →
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sine when does forever 21 sell sequined hot pants? it’s like show choir porn.
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“If my poetry aims to achieve anything, it’s to deliver people from the limited...”
– Jim Morrison (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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“hold on. one more time, with feeling. try it again, breathing’s just a...”
– one more time with feeling, regina spektor
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Listenfuckyeahanthonygreen: “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”...
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“As for my feelings toward “Over the Rainbow”, it’s become part of my life. It is...”
– Judy Garland (via leeshiebean) (via quote-book)
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